You know you're a mom when...
The advertisements on the side of your Facebook page are for anti-strech mark lotions and breast pumps.
You consider it a productive day if you shower and get out of your pajamas before the Today Show ends. (And yes, I know it's three hours long now.)
You heed your son's instructions (and don't even blink) when told "don't cover it" (the poop) when wiping his butt.
You choose where to eat out based on the cost of their kids meals.
You have to stop listening to your favorite morning radio show because they say "stupid" too often -- and your son points out that this is a very, very naughty word.
You consider naming your child after the anesthesiologist who gave you your epidural.(Sorry, Barry...it was a close second.)
You must give your infant son a bath after watching him pee on his own face. (It's amazing how far those things can shoot.)
You realize how much love and appreciation you owe your own mom.
Happy Mother's Day!
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